me: Stop staring at yourself in that mirror and play your game!
Allyson: But.. what is it?
me: It’s a mirror.
Allyson: It’s just sad. I’ll live my whole life without ever really seeing my own face!
me: Uhhh… yeah?
Allyson: Unless! Wait.. no, haha.
Allyson: Well, haha. I was gonna say, “Unless I get decapitated!”
me: Hahaha! Yeahhhhh
Allyson: But that’s dumb! It wouldn’t work! My body doesn’t have eyes!! D:«
me: How’d you end up in Ravenclaw?!
Allyson: Well it makes sense that I’m in Ravenclaw, apparently it’s a bunch of weirdos there.
me: Sure, but you aren’t…. uhh.. smart.
Allyson: I am smart! I just don’t look it.
me: You’re smart like a fart.
me: Yeah, see, you’re way too happy about that.
Allyson: ‘Cause farts are amazinggg! Farts are nature’s music!!
me: Uhhh.. pretty sure there are things like.. birds? Um, I dunno.. the sound of a babbling brook?
Allyson: PISH POSH, FARTS ARE THE BEEEST!
Allyson: MORE POWDAH~!
Allyson: It was a long time ago!
me: No it wasn’t! It wasn’t that long ago at all.
Allyson: It was like months ago! A long time.
me: That’s not a long time.
Allyson: Yes it is! Months are like.. days. But a lot of them!